Get Yer Ya-Ya’s Out.
On this solemn day of giving thanks, I will not spend time conversing with my family or playing football with friends. Rather, I’m going to declare that this holiday - a celebration founded by namby-pamby puritan pukes, who, more than four hundred years later, are preventing me from hitting the liquor store - can graciously kiss my whole asshole.
So, instead, it’s Black Metal Time. Here’s a clip from Gorgoroth’s “Black Mass Krakow 2004”. Eat a live baby and give thanks for disenfranchised Norwegians.